The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Believe it or not time?

"Detroit has experienced 37 percent fewer robberies in 2014 than during the same period last year, 22 percent fewer break-ins of businesses and homes, and 30 percent fewer carjackings. Craig attributed the drop to better police work and criminals being reluctant to prey on citizens who may be carrying guns.
“Criminals are getting the message that good Detroiters are armed and will use that weapon,” said Craig, who has repeatedly said he believes armed citizens deter crime. “I don’t want to take away from the good work our investigators are doing, but I think part of the drop in crime, and robberies in particular, is because criminals are thinking twice that citizens could be armed."


From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20140716/METRO01/307160034#ixzz37fnmaf7E

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Challenge for the day

Visit the Target Facebook page and try to find some comments with information valuable in deciding if a product is good.

see: https://www.facebook.com/target?ref=br_tf

Thursday, July 10, 2014

This is a bit old but interesting


People wonder why TWW has a sign in his bathroom declaring it to be a gun free zone. Here is why:

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

TWW will never shop at Hobby Lobby again

That is because he does not know where one is.


According to USA Today this is what the company wants to do and now the courts say they can: 

              "It (the ruling - editor) doesn't affect:
• Most birth control pills
• Condoms
• Sponges
• Sterilization
It does affect:
• Plan B "morning-after pill"
• Ella "morning-after pill"
• Hormonal and copper intrauterine devices (IUDs)
The companies in the case and their supporters object to IUDs and morning-after pills, saying they cause abortions by blocking a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterus."
source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/30/morning-after-iuds/11768653/
To a simple country bumpkin like TWW it appears Hobby Lobby is against paying for something they equate with abortion but not many common methods of birth control.     



Friday, June 27, 2014

Best PSA of the year so far but...

will the people who made this PSA be charged with sexual exploitation of minors??



Sunday, June 22, 2014

Pics from around the house


Orange and white flowers in the valley

Innovative lo-tech way to keep the  $%^& birds from building a nest over the thermometer face

Hops doing OK

About half of the pricey flowers did not make it through the winter

Finally getting caught up





Chains dull fast when you cut wrong way


Half logs are screwed  to this to make them round with the chain saw

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Before you take your assault weapon to Target -- believe it or not

The first 30 seconds are the point. The rest is for all the 'gun nuts' out there with the hope they listen.

Saturday, June 07, 2014

Monday, June 02, 2014

The key to preventing the next terrorist attack?

Finally a fresh idea on the subject:

"Here’s what doesn’t get the headlines: Empathy. Listening to those around you. Even if you don’t like them very much.
Despite being relevant and important discussions, the glamorous headlines are ultimately distractions — they just feed into the carnage and the attention and the fame the killer desired. They are distractions from what is right in front of you and me and the victims of tomorrow’s shooting: people who need help. And while we’re all fighting over whose pet cause is more right and more true and more noble, there’s likely another young man out there, maybe suicidally depressed, maybe paranoid and delusional, maybe a psychopath, and he’s researching guns and bombs and mapping out schools and recording videos and thinking every day about the anger and hate he feels for this world.
And no one is paying attention to him."


Thursday, May 29, 2014

Spring finally arrives with nice weather

 Mrs TWW's 34th anniversary present. 
Mrs TWW says if she ever gets another husband he won't be so cheap



At least the scenery is nice


Humming birds starting to visit

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

More how gullible are you (or how have you been hoodwinked?)

"You hear it all the time. Why, 97 percent of all climate scientists agree that global warming is dangerous and man is causing it.The debate is over and it's time to act! (With the very kinds of tax and regulatory policies liberals would advocate anyway.)
Did you ever think to question, though, what the basis of this 97 percent figure might be? "
see: http://www.caintv.com/sorry-global-warmists-the-97-p




Sunday, May 25, 2014

Friday, May 23, 2014

The first senile women president?

Ronald Reagan was born in 1911 and sworn in in 1977 at 66 year of age. Hillary Clinton was born in 1947 and will be sworn in in 2017 at 70 years of age -- 4 years older than Reagan was.

National Inquirer say first couple has marital problems. Is this one of them?

Photo: From a fan. Did you catch this week's #OffTheGrid "Enter the Drone Zone"? If not, click here: http://on.ora.tv/1sTEEBO
and if you believe this ....then see this site

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Spring finally arrives after all the Lake Superior ice goes east and it warms up


Mrs TWW gets to do her first ATVing of the season

If you get up here soon you can save some money on getting some flowers for the little womyn.  


Apple orchard still mostly dormant

Apple buds finally coming out. 

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Great Mother's Day present idea

If your mother or wife likes to read get her a gift membership in a book club:

http://coedtoplesspulpfiction.wordpress.com/

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

How can the Democrats link the Republicans to this??

"On April 14, the terrorist group Boko Haram abducted more than 230 Nigerian girls at gunpoint from their Chibok boarding school.  Their heavily-armed kidnappers shot two armed guards, herded the terrified girls into buses, vans and trucks and drove them off into the night. Only a few escaped."
source: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/05/06/kidnapped-nigerian-girls-must-act-fast-against-boko-haram-terrorists/

TWW wants to know how the Democrats plan on using the fundamentalist Moslem war on women becoming educated as part of the Dem's war on women claims against the Republicans. 

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Another success story for the signs saying "no guns"

Image

(source of photo uncertain)

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure?

A Minnesota homeowner who shot and killed two teenagers during a break-in was convicted Tuesday of premeditated murder....

Before retiring from the U.S. State Department, Smith worked on technical security issues for American embassies, such as building layout and alarms."

source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/29/minn-homeowner-convicted-premeditated-murder/?intcmp=latestnews

You would think it would be hard to break into a house owned by someone who worked on preventing break-ins for a living.  

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

TACC holds another protest


Turkeys Against Climate Change (TACC) holding another protest against TWW for burning fossil fuels to keep warm. 

It's beginning to look a lot like (next) Christmas


Friday, April 25, 2014

Clinton II

'On the other hand,' Hamada added, 'if you get his wife to talk, she'll tell you: "The president is a pathological philanderer. He uses the Secret Service for this, and has used them to hide evidence that he's a cheater".'

see: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611563/The-Obamas-failed-marriage-looming-divorce-open-secret-claims-member-Japans-parliament-president-using-Secret-Service-hide-affairs.html

Thursday, April 17, 2014

17" of crystalized dihydrogen oxide falls on Hayward

Here are some photos from Garbin Moraine 10 miles SW of Hayward part way through the downfall. 







Saturday, April 12, 2014

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Guess whose coming to dinner

Time to buy more Tubex

The screen around the base of the trees made a living area where the critters could live and eat instead of keeping them out

They ate the white paint and all

TWW hopes pruning paint will save the trees

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Gullibility test of the day



Another innocent person shot. Did the victim deserve to die?? Read the following story to test your gullibility: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600053/Boy-16-arrested-connection-senseless-slaying-Indiana-newlywed.html

Saturday, April 05, 2014

quote of the day

And to top that from a 'leftist':

"MAHER: What do you think about the Mozilla CEO having to step down over his donation to a pro-Proposition 8 group. 

The Mozilla -- which I'm wearing right now, by the way. I didn't know what Mozilla was. I saw it on my computer, but -- it's Firefix, right? It's the browser. 

So this guy apparently does not want gay people to get married and he had to step down. What do you think of that, the question asks.

FMR. REP. TOM DAVIS (R-VA): Because he gave $1,000 eight years ago and it's come back to haunt him.

CARRIE SHEFFIELD, FORBES: Well, and he gave it when President Obama was still against gay marriage. So, I don't think it's very fair.

MAHER: Good point. Also, I think there is a gay mafia. I think if you cross them, you do get whacked."


source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/04/04/bill_maher_there_is_a_gay_mafia_if_you_cross_them_you_do_get_whacked.html

Friday, April 04, 2014

Happy April Fool's Day

If you are living up north and it is April you are a fool.




Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Gullibility test for the day

Good thing everybody now has health insurance since when the volcano blows there will be a big need for it. The video is proof the buffalo are leaving Yellowstone since they know the volcano is going to blow.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Warm weather blankets Garbin Moraine



Record setting temperatures blanket Garbin Moraine



Snow disappeared in record time as wet ground creates fog in the morning


Ice left the lake by family cabin earlier this morning for good



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