The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

White men not wanted?

Below is part of a survey by Obama/Biden. It asks what 'constituency' group you belong to.  Possible answers include minorities but not whites.  Women are included but not men.  Any idea what it means?   See below:

source:  https://my.barackobama.com/page/s/supporter-feedback-G-one

------------------------the form---------------------------------------------------------------

Sunday, November 18, 2012

More coming together as Americans

The liberals put up signs saying gun owners (with hidden guns) are not welcome and helped to create a new minority group and of course we have the 1% (both hated and envied like black people were in the past). Now some gun store owner has come up with a  way to keep the 47% people out of his place.

see: http://freedomoutpost.com/2012/11/gun-store-owner-to-obama-voters-your-business-is-not-welcome/



ps.   Just wait until you start seeing 'Lutefisk Eaters Not Welcome' signs.   "Today, more lutefisk is consumed in Wisconsin than in Norway." source: http://www.globejotting.com/make-love-not-lutefisk/

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Obama's turn to be called a liar

Bush lied. Cheney lied....and now it seems only fair to say the same about BO

""What is clear is that this administration, including the president himself, has intentionally misinformed -- read that, lied -- to the American people in the aftermath of this tragedy," said Rep. Dana Rohrabacher of California, a GOP member of the House Foreign Affairs committee that on Thursday convened a panel of experts not directly connected with the Benghazi attack. "The arrogance and dishonesty reflected in all of this is a little bit breathtaking."

see:http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/politics/benghazi-hearings/index.html

ps. maybe none of them did

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Let them (he means 'us' on the dole) eat cookies not cake


"Would a ‘chained’ inflation index result in big benefit cuts for Social Security?

 at 06:00 AM ET, 11/13/2012

When President Obama tried to reach a “grand bargain” with Republicans on the deficit in 2011, he floated the idea of changing the cost-of-living adjustment for Social Security benefits from the traditional consumer price index (CPI-W) to something called a “chained CPI.”
 Essentially, that means an assumption is made that when prices rise, people will turn to a less expensive product, such as buying chicken instead of beef.  Thus, the chained index tries to take into account how people react to inflated prices."
see: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/would-a-chained-inflation-index-result-in-big-benefit-cuts-for-social-security/2012/11/12/489e54c6-2d1f-11e2-a99d-5c4203af7b7a_blog.html?tid=pm_politics_pop
Cake eaters quote is supposedly from a woman who lost her head over it but may never had said it.  TWW learned that just now but in his defense he attended public schools:) 

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Now it is angry white women


"PHOENIX (Reuters) - An Arizona woman, in despair at the re-election of Democratic President Barack Obama, ran down her husband with the family car in suburban Phoenix on Saturday because he failed to vote in the election, police said on Monday.
Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested after running over husband Daniel Solomon following a wild chase that left him pinned underneath the vehicle."  see: http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-woman-runs-down-husband-car-not-voting-045426220.html

Joke of the day

How do they reward you if you throw your military medals over the wall at the White House and claim your fellow soldiers are killing women and children. Well in BO-land they make you Secretary of Defense.  see: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/obama-considers-john-kerry-for-job-of-defense-secretary/2012/11/12/8a0e973a-2d02-11e2-a99d-5c4203af7b7a_story.html

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Question of the day

"when voters are demeaned, ridiculed and insulted they tend to vote in larger numbers than expected against those who demean, ridicule and insult them."

see: http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/266787-dear-matt-drudge-stop-the-race-stories

So the question of the day is assuming the quote above is correct, how much did the Republicans demean and how much did the Democrats convince people they were being demeaned when the Republicans talked about entitlements? 

The above quote must also mean the newest minority group,  the 1%ers,  must have voted in mass this year but unlike other minorities there aren't enough of them to matter. All of the anti-rich people ads run against Romney surely motivated them. 

Full disclosure: In December TWW gets his Medicare card to which he is fully entitled since he paid in a miniscule amount into the program compared to how much he plans on getting back.  And again he says "thank you" to the younger generation for supporting him in old age. 

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Uncle Samta Claus is broke

Right-wing Rush L is saying the last election was lost because it is hard to run against Santa Claus who give you things. (This works both ways since the GOP people gives people things too like lower taxes).  

Here is a fitting song for looking at the federal government as Santa and wonder what the future holds: 

Try to see it my way sing along

"Most voters feel it’s more important for Republicans to work with President Obama than stand up for what their party believes in. GOP voters overwhelmingly disagree, even as their party’s congressional leaders reach out to Obama to make a budget deal." 

see: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/november_2012/most_want_gop_to_work_with_obama_gop_voters_disagree

TWW rants: Would the same people say it is more important for President BO to work with the GOP rather than stand up for what his party believes in (like soaking the rich as much as possible on taxes)? 

The Beatles have the answer: 




Friday, November 09, 2012

The nanny state wins; the children lose but don't know it?

 "In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?" - right-wing Rush Limbough snarling at the 47%

Good thing TWW's Social Security and Medicare are now safe from R & R and there are loads of young people who voted for BO out there who will pay for it all (and pay even more if they become successful) and not be able to save for their own retirements. People get the government they deserve??

"Our government is $16 trillion in debt, a figure that rises to over $100 trillion if you include all the unfunded liabilities to cover the cost of promises politicians have made. This problem was not created by the Obama administration spending policies or the Bush tax cuts. Both parties have worked together for decades to create an unsustainable level of spending. "  -  Scott Rasmussen (the poll guy)

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Were the paranoid gun owners right?


"(Reuters) - Hours after U.S. President Barack Obama was re-elected, the United States backed a U.N. committee's call on Wednesday to renew debate over a draft international treaty to regulate the $70 billion global conventional arms trade.

U.N. delegates and gun control activists have complained that talks collapsed in July largely because Obama feared attacks from Republican rival Mitt Romney if his administration was seen as supporting the pact, a charge Washington denies."

see: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/07/us-arms-treaty-un-idUSBRE8A627J20121107

update: Reid v. Covert354 U.S. 1 (1957), was a landmark United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled that the Constitution supersedes international treaties ratified by the United States Senate. According to the decision, "this Court has regularly and uniformly recognized the supremacy of the Constitution over a treaty," although the case itself was with regard to an executive agreement, not a "treaty" in the U.S. legal sense, and the agreement itself has never been ruled unconstitutional.  --- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_v._Covert

Will the people BO appoints to the Supreme Court overturn this so the UN can take away 'rights'. 

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Can you hear the 1% singing?

Thought for the next four years



OBAMA  54,773,837*
ROMNEY 53,716,689
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        1,057,148 or so


Estimates are there are 10,000,000 illegal immigrants in the US. How many of them voted for Obama who promised immigration reform? 

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Quote of the day: "I never had ..x with that woman"


"Clinton asks Philadelphia crowd: ‘Who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows isn’t true?’ "


Renew, reuse, recycle

Mrs. TWW had her bathroom remodeled recently with help from someone in the remodeling branch of the Q & D Erection Company LLC. 

Here was the customer request: 


Here is the work to date. TWW needs to get a new floor register and some tile cut for the floor and touch up the wood with stain.  




Monday, November 05, 2012

Latest Republican attack ad

Notice the President is not wearing his dress for BS outfit in this ad.

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Ever wonder why?

The government stole an hour from us last Spring and now they are giving it back two days before an election to make us happy?


Saturday, November 03, 2012

The fairness campaign spreads to NYC

On March 3rd TWW was ranting about the nonsensical fairness campaign up in Duluth (see: http://warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com/2012/03/another-failed-attempt-at-social.html)

It appears as if Hurricane Sandy has helped spread the fairness campaign to NYC. One of the campaigners is quoted as saying " "Look, they've been looting our wallets for too long," said a young male who claimed he helped himself to a TV at the Rent-A-Center....“It's about time we start taking this sh—back," the youth, who identified himself as Jesse James, told the Daily News.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/looters-target-coney-island-sandy-article-1.1195080#ixzz2BAMgDAzv

One of the fairness campaigner's is shown getting his 15 minutes of fame in this photo: http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1195097.1351705879!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-looting2-1031.jpg

Friday, November 02, 2012

Right-wing image of the day


Dress for BS


Notice the Air Force One jacket. We can hardly wait for Mitt Romney to dress like a street person and go rummaging through the trash bins in NYC to show he is working for the common good. Four days and counting; 13 days before the recall is over; two months for the court cases to settle.  Then four more years of the same old, same old.  TWW is tired of this scatology and it is showing:)  

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Will she run in 2016?

See what happens if you work for Obama too long.
She looked much nicer 4 years ago.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Bovine scatology even from Big Bird ?

see http://www.drroyspencer.com/2012/10/climate-of-doubt-about-pbss-objectivity/ 


 Then watch the video for the talking mouth to see what he is complaining about:

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Justice works in strange ways


"Teen charged with murder, did not pull the trigger on gun

MILWAUKEE — A Milwaukee teen is charged with the murder of one of his own best friends but he’s not the one who pulled the trigger. The man who did pull the trigger isn’t being charged at all. "

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Skunk watch day 9

Rabbit still looking for his friend to come out and play

Oktoberfest II




Sunrise to start the day before
Buttering action by Mrs. TWW
She is buttering so fast it blurred the picgture
Apple strudel baked

Lonesome Munich sausage leftover
German potato salad


Friday, October 26, 2012

The war on womyn in disguise?

Move over empty chair




Will the dead fish replace the empty chair in the bovine scatological world of the mass media?  Probably not in general but it might on right wing talk radio.    

"Woods says that shaking President Obama’s hands at his son’s memorial service was “like shaking hands with a dead fish.” "

read the details at: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/father-slain-seal-who-made-decision-not-save-my-son_657782.html

Thursday, October 25, 2012

skunk watch - day 7

cancelled due to rain

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Skunk watch - Day 6 (Day 5 was negative)


The October Surprise?

The latest in the war on womyn: 

“Taken together, these studies failed to provide clear evidence in support of the existence of a specific premenstrual negative mood syndrome in the general population,” the study concluded, according to its abstract summary in Gender Medicine. “This puzzlingly widespread belief needs challenging, as it perpetuates negative concepts linking female reproduction with negative emotionality.”

Note: does 'general population'  mean their polling may have included an over representation of  Republicans like the political polls have too many Democrats in them according to critics? 

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/10/23/study-questions-existence-of-pms/

Monday, October 22, 2012

Skunk watch - Day 4


Bows to foreign leaders/looks down on us (in America) ?

Here he bows down to the foreign leaders (links due to copyrights):


And here he looks down on the unwashed masses (that us in America):
TWW's voting guide: let your nose be your guide on who you vote for and not your forehead touching the floor


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Skunk watch day 3

No skunk in sight just a deer moon

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Skunk watch day 2


No skunk seen since it ran under the bridge on Thursday. 

Friday, October 19, 2012

War on womyn continues

“I can’t stand whining,” Clinton told Marie Claire. “I can’t stand the kind of paralysis that some people fall into because they’re not happy with the choices they’ve made. 

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1012/82586.html#ixzz29l4unBF2

Striped black cat part 2

File photo



A few days ago loyal viewers (all three of them) saw the photo of the newest addition to the family lounging in its kennel.  Mrs TWW decided she did not want to allow TWW to keep his new pet so TWW had to let it go.  The problem was TWW had to go to a sales pitch for when he gets old next March and could not afford to stink if he moved the kennel and got sprayed.  

TWW called the WI DNR and they gave him the name of a professional trapper who agreed to come over and take care of the problem.  After the guy showed up he and TWW talked about what to do about the black and white cat in the kennel.  The trapper did not want the pelt since the price was not high enough to make it worthwhile to skin and tan it.  TWW wondered if they should shoot the cat since they have rabies but the trapper said the population of these cats has dropped quite a bit so rabies was not a problem. 

TWW decided since the cat was a fellow sentient creature the trapper should just release it since getting the angles right to hit the heart and lungs was extremely difficult from the outside of the kennel so the trapper covered the kennel, carried it about 200 feet away and propped the door open and walked away.  When the trapper had walked back up the hill TWW went over to talk with him and saw the striped cat come running up the hill after the trapper.  The trapper got in back of a mulch pile and the cat then started chasing TWW who ran up the ramp to the house and finally into the house as the cat kept coming after him.  At the last moment the cat ran under the ramp.  That was where it was planning togo all along. The moral of the story is screw the sentient being stuff and just dispatch the little bastards.  Now TWW has a skunk living under this sidewalk for the winter unless he can figure out a way get it to move on without creating a stink. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

More webcam action










More action in Duluth than Garbin Moraine today.  (oh oh it looks like it is copyrighted)

Monday, October 15, 2012

At last a bit of progress


The inventory of premiums has been depleted due to lack of time to work on it but at least one day of progress. Dark wood is ebony. 

Friday, October 12, 2012

Bad marketing

 How could anyone is this time of cultural and gender sensitivity ever sell something like these as men's wear?

 








Thursday, October 11, 2012

A victory in the war against womyn (good guys won)

"AFP - A sumptuous new French restaurant in Sydney said Wednesday it would remove two urinals designed to resemble a woman's lipsticked mouth, apologising for any offence they have caused."

see with caution: http://www.france24.com/en/20121010-restaurant-removes-urinals-shaped-like-womans-mouth

Helping the 47% to vote


8TH OCT 2012 AT 14:33 | BY 

Dane Co. Sheriff Says He Won’t Stop Felon Voters

Sheriff Dave Mahoney, Photo Credit: Capitol Times
By: Brian Sikma
In a battleground state where voter fraud has been an issue in previous presidential elections, one leading county sheriff is saying his office won’t stop ineligible felon voters from casting a ballot. An internal memo from the Dane County Sheriff’s Office instructed deputies and other staff assigned to the county jail to facilitate the absentee ballot requests of inmates. Sent from Lt. Mark Twombly, the memo specifically instructed law enforcement officials to not check on the felony status of inmates and to help everyone vote regardless of their criminal record.





Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Pollvine scatology continues

Now it is making Romney look good.  Will things shift again and the Libertarian win since more people are in line with his goals than either of the major candidates (BS warning issued). 

See: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/10/did-obama-just-throw-the-entire-election-away.html

Monday, October 08, 2012

"University of Colorado prediction model points to big Romney win"

After all the model comes from a computer and was created by people who are smarter than you are just like the global warming models were so it has to be right. 


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/23/university-of-colorado-prediction-model-points-to-big-romney-win/#ixzz28iWUkKJ4

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Life enrichment through spending money

TWW got tired of all the relatives complaining about his couches being to short to lay down on so he got some chairs that are even harder to lay on to get even. 




New chairs seen with tags to make a social statement

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Build it and they will come and tear it down and they will go away?

Here is the latest solution to homelessness:

"

"Costa Mesa Mayor Proposes To Shut Down Soup Kitchens To Deal With Homeless Problem"





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