The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Propaganda or scandalous?

"Voter Fraud: Illegal Alien Voters Ignored by Justice Department"

see: http://www.aim.org/guest-column/voter-fraud-illegal-alien-voters-ignored-by-justice-department/

Something to think about when you hear about political commercials not in English.

Vote for Romney like your male parts depend on it??

see story: http://washingtonexaminer.com/update-obama-campaign-deletes-outrageous-lady-parts-e-card-without-explanation/article/2509600

Holiday gift for liberal husbands like Bill Clinton

No photos available since this is a family website (ya right).

see: http://www.gspirits.com/

Now here is a good Christmas present idea for your dad/husband

Monday, October 01, 2012

Will there be even a peep of criticism?

see: http://ideas.time.com/2012/09/26/the-magical-negro-falls-to-earth/

The guy in the article above is calling Mr. Obama a 'magic negro'.

Remember when Rush Limbough used the term? Here is Limbough's parody song. It is a satire on the civil rights establishment not initially being on the Obama bandwagon. The singer is imitating Al Sharpton using a bullhorn.

More pollvine scatology

Isn't the election supposed to be over? At least what is what the pollologists are telling us -- or are they? Maybe it is the news media in affirmative action mode again? (or perhaps it is the Republicans have a bad candidate too -- where is Horny Herman when we need him?)

source of map below: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/2012_electoral_college_scoreboard (and hopefully they do not sue TWW for copyright problems)

"Electoral College

Obama: 237 - Romney: 196 - Toss-up: 105

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Watch your back side?

IS this what BO & JB have in mind for all of us in their second term?

"In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get colonoscopies without a co-pay". Will they just stop with colonoscopies or do the same to those of us who pay taxes?

source:http://washingtonexaminer.com/biden-promotes-free-colonoscopies-to-seniors-in-florida/article/2509330#.UGhGBU3TCSQ

Is honesty still the best policy?

When TWW was up in Duluth he parked in a city lot with some sort of machine to collect the money. The problem was he forgot to pay. He did not find a ticket on his car when he got back to it after realizing he had not paid. He decided to be honest so walked over to the machine and tried to stick in his dollars. The machine refused to take his money.

After returning home he got a delivery from Amazon Dot Com. The order contained some game he had not ordered and it was not on the invoice so in effect it was free. After finally getting to the wrong place on the Amazon web site TWW was able to send an e-mail to Amazon asking how to return the product he did not order and they did not know he had. The good people at Amazon replied with something about 'understanding your concern' and telling TWW how to print a return label. All TWW had to do was drive 20 miles to find a UPS box. (not even a 'thanks' for sending the not ordered stuff back so they didn't lose money on it). The result of this experience was enlightenment. When the save the world crowd talks about renewing, reusing or recycling TWW now understands why 'return' is not part of the slogan.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Why we need/don't need voter ID laws and the electoral college

"History shows that candidates have won the presidency but not the popular vote four times, and in each case it was the Democrat who got the most votes but lost the presidency: 1824, 1876, 1888 and 2000."

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SOME_VOTES_COUNT_MORE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-09-29-03-31-56

Will the Republicans call on BO to condemn his boyz?

"ST. LOUIS • A St. Louis teen who authorities say is a member of a gang called the "Obama Boyz" has been charged with two shootings on Saturday."

source: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/member-of-obama-boyz-gang-charged-in-shootings/article_5a3ae580-09b8-11e2-ae31-0019bb30f31a.html

Friday, September 28, 2012

The noses have it -- crackpot letter to the editor

Editor:

The 2012 presidential election will be one where noses become even more important than in past elections. Of course we will need to again hold our noses when voting. But there is more. One candidate is a Mr. Blah who was born rich and got caught verbally looking down his nose while making disparaging comments about the people in the lower 47%. The other candidate has a rising nose problem that non-verbally communicates his true attitudes. At times he looks like a Roman emperor looking down on the unwashed masses when he speaks unless of course you can blame his teleprompter for telling him to raise his nose up since it attracts liberal voters who also like to look down on the uneducated masses. If you don't believe this watch closely the nose the next time the President speaks. And when the election finally arrives one of them may win by just a nose.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Now it's Obamaphones

Actually the free Obamaphones started in the Bush era but Obama must be claiming credit for them see : http://www.freegovernmentcellphones.net/faq/obama-phone

Pollvine scatology?

Polling seems to be right up there with using tree rings to say what the climate was in the past. They both seem to be pseudoscience.

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Romney Pulls Ahead

By Dick Morris on September 25, 2012

The published polling in this year’s presidential race is unusually inaccurate because this is the first election in which who votes determines how they vote. .... Tell me your demographic and I’ll tell you who you’re voting for and I’ll be right at least two times out of three!.....Most pollsters are weighting their data on the assumption that the 2012 electorate will turn out in the same proportion as the 2008 voters did. But polling indicates a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the president among his core constituency. ...Specifically, most pollsters are using 2008 party preferences to weight their 2012 survey samples, reflecting a much larger Democratic preference than is now really the case.
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source: http://www.dickmorris.com/romney-pulls-ahead/

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Why didn't the major media tell us this in 2008??

When TWW was in school they made him find jobs for when he grew up in the Occupational Outlook Handbook put out by the federal government. In the post-modern age this handbook is online. As part of figuring out who to vote for it helps to learn about what the candidates did before they got elected to something. When TWW tried to find out more about what a community organizer does he found according to the federal government there is no such thing (see below). You would think if a community organizer got elected president his own Labor Department would correct this.

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see for yourself at : http://www.bls.gov/ooh/a-z-index.htm#C

Bovine scatology or an inconvenient truth?

http://videos.allinnra.com/a-defenseless-population.aspx#.UGMmbo2rG28

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Affirmative action strikes again

"NFL losing credibility with each blown call by replacement refs"

Give under-qualified people the chance and see what you get. See: http://www.latimes.com/sports/football/nfl/la-sp-0925-plaschke-nfl-officials-20120925-28,0,1808277.column

Monday, September 24, 2012

Once again did they ask what people thought of polls

"We took a special look at middle-class voters, and middle-class families in particular, in this latest POLITICO-George Washington University Battleground Poll and found that not to be the case. In fact, on every measure it is Romney who is winning the battle for the support of middle-class families. "

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81584.html#ixzz27OZXlxKI