Welcome to TWW Enterprises: January 2021

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Production to begin soon

The headstock for the lathe is currently sitting next to the bench the late is mounted on awaiting reinstallation to the lathe bed. The sucker weights about 70 or more pounds and needs to be lifted up onto the lather bed in just the right fashion to attach. This may take a few hours to avoid any injuries to TWW or the headstock. Once done production will resume with TWW practicing proper social distancing (currently no other humans within one half mile) and wearing PPE.