The problem with organic bowls

One of TWW's relatives reported seeing a sign beside the road on the way up to the family compound saying "organic firewood".  This awakened TWW to the obvious: He has been selling organic bowls for nothing rather than cashing in on the organic product scam.  

The problem with drying out wet organic wood instead of wood raised on corporate tree farms is organic wood contains blue bacteria so when they grow in the right conditions the wood turns blue. Wrapping up pine bowls in newspaper and drying them out like woodturners do sometimes provides just the right conditions. 

The question then is how to con the con-able consumer into thinking the blue bowls when finished (shown below in rough state) have more value than boring-looking factory tree farm pine bowls. Calling them organic should do the trick with all respects to PT Barnum.

These bowls were dried for a month in paper bags but were too full of sap so the conditions were great for the bacteris.