The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, April 04, 2019

TWW Enterprises goes solar



After buying a subscription to seven more solar panels in the local electric coop's community solar project TWW Enterprises can finally say all of its carbon-sequestered products are produced with solar power (technically, the sun generates about 97.14285% of the electricity we use according to experts). This means if you get a carbon-sequestered product from TWW you can feel even more morally smug than before or at least .97.14285% of the time.
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