The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, December 31, 2018

Returns



In spite of the fact the terms and conditions TWW Enterprises uses are clearly stated on this site some people return items for the flimsiest of excuses. These bowls/vases were returned by a 91 year old Swede who was horrified to learn they were made of Norway Pine. 

Sunday, December 23, 2018

The future holds a Swedish Calabash Bowl

Due to customer demand TWW Enterprises has started to develop Swedish Calabash Bowls. They will be available late next summer. Order now if you want a unique holiday present for the dumb Swedes you know. 


Wednesday, December 19, 2018

When TWW looks at a tree he sees bowls trapped inside awaiting release

Or as some Italian guy named Michelangelo said way back when “In every block of marble I see a statue as plain as though it stood before me, shaped and perfect in attitude and action. I have only to hew away the rough walls that imprison the lovely apparition to reveal it to the other eyes as mine see it.


Needless to say TWW can only dream of being an artist and should stick to making firewood from trees and not art. 

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Shipping department

Bowls, inserts and USPS boxes awaiting action. After the IPO we may have better facilities. 

Monday, December 03, 2018

Factory second plumber's bowl available at a discount

This unsigned bowl was meant to be a Norwegian calabash bowl but became a plumber's bowl showing its crack. The picture was taken before applying walnut oil which gives this birch a nice golden hue (whatever that means)

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