The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

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"The U.S. government is poised to withdraw longstanding warnings about cholesterol"




TWW predicts: the millennial generation will now eat more from Mc Donalds but still live long enough to hear the government say the same thing about CO2 but of course this will mean all the liberals will say he is anti-science.
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