Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Snowshoe Trail Fees Waived Due to Conditions

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Snowshoe Trail Fees Waived Due to Conditions

To help save the deer Garbin Moraine management has waived snow shoe fees for the remainder of the winter or at least until August 2014. This is to encourage people to help pack down the snow so the dear deer can walk about better and survive so they can be shot next year.