The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Bat out; tree in
Bat was flying around the bedroom on Tuesday night and Mrs. TWW told him he could not use the shotgun so had to sweep the cute little sentient creature out into the snow. The tree is finally not a Charlie Brown tree so Mrs TWW will be happy.
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