Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Astronaut in a tree on Garbin Moraine

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Astronaut in a tree on Garbin Moraine

Mrs. TWW kept saying there was an astronaut stuck in a tree north of the house but TWW wrote it off as impossible until last night when he ran down to get the mail and saw a UFO. Actually it must have been the international space station going over or else something else pretty big. This morning he went out to find the astronaut in the tree and took this picture. The people in the international space station must have been looking for one of their buddies who fell out. Not sure if we should call the sheriff or not. They might think we are wacky. TWW has been looking at conspiracy web sites to find out if anyone fell out of a space station but no luck so far.