The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

New bowl you can buy to give to someone you don't like but don't want to tell them so


This oak calabash bowl looks nice but it is getting a crack in it. Buy it soon so you can give it so someone you don't like and it will crack on them so they will be disappointed.

This winter TWW labored turning oak logs into unfinished bowls. The first of these rough bowls to be unwrapped from the newspapers they were wrapped in to dry had developed horrible cracks in them while drying making them unusable. TWW does not even recommend giving these to people you don't like.  
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