Mrs. TWW's new way to summon her cabana boy |
Butter dish suffered structural failure |
Happy winner of the jackpot hiding her face so the IRS will not know who she is |
Donations to Garbin Moraine Food Services |
WHO DOES THIS BELONG TO ???
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
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