The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Crackpot letter to the editor time again

Editor: 

It's time to apply science to the shortage of snow some years for the Birkie.  At least 90% of the experts in the field think Coincidental Counter-Examples (CCEs) are worth further study.  Also, called the Al Gore Effect, a CCE is the apparent causal relationship between unseasonable cold weather phenomena and people holding events about climate change.  The most recent example is the appearance of Bill McKibben, a leader in climate change movement,  giving a talk at the Park Theater right before the Birkie followed by six inches of snow.  The moral here is we need to invite more climate change media stars to visit the area to ensure enough snow.  As a last resort we can organize climate change protests at highways 63 and 27 to protest all the unnecessary fossil fuels burned getting all the skiers to the Birkie. Snow would almost surely follow. 




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