The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, December 09, 2012

Why Norwegians live longer

Norwegians are notorious for wanting more personal space unless they live in New York City.  This has an advantage when it comes to avoiding victimization by others (Norwegians like to make themselves as victims of their own making but not by others).   

Here is why:


The moral of the story is to never let other people get within 21 feet of you. 

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