The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Will she run in 2016?

See what happens if you work for Obama too long.
She looked much nicer 4 years ago.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Bovine scatology even from Big Bird ?

see http://www.drroyspencer.com/2012/10/climate-of-doubt-about-pbss-objectivity/ 


 Then watch the video for the talking mouth to see what he is complaining about:

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Justice works in strange ways


"Teen charged with murder, did not pull the trigger on gun

MILWAUKEE — A Milwaukee teen is charged with the murder of one of his own best friends but he’s not the one who pulled the trigger. The man who did pull the trigger isn’t being charged at all. "

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Skunk watch day 9

Rabbit still looking for his friend to come out and play

Oktoberfest II




Sunrise to start the day before
Buttering action by Mrs. TWW
She is buttering so fast it blurred the picgture
Apple strudel baked

Lonesome Munich sausage leftover
German potato salad


Friday, October 26, 2012

The war on womyn in disguise?

Move over empty chair




Will the dead fish replace the empty chair in the bovine scatological world of the mass media?  Probably not in general but it might on right wing talk radio.    

"Woods says that shaking President Obama’s hands at his son’s memorial service was “like shaking hands with a dead fish.” "

read the details at: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/father-slain-seal-who-made-decision-not-save-my-son_657782.html

Thursday, October 25, 2012

skunk watch - day 7

cancelled due to rain

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Skunk watch - Day 6 (Day 5 was negative)


The October Surprise?

The latest in the war on womyn: 

“Taken together, these studies failed to provide clear evidence in support of the existence of a specific premenstrual negative mood syndrome in the general population,” the study concluded, according to its abstract summary in Gender Medicine. “This puzzlingly widespread belief needs challenging, as it perpetuates negative concepts linking female reproduction with negative emotionality.”

Note: does 'general population'  mean their polling may have included an over representation of  Republicans like the political polls have too many Democrats in them according to critics? 

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/10/23/study-questions-existence-of-pms/

Monday, October 22, 2012

Skunk watch - Day 4


Bows to foreign leaders/looks down on us (in America) ?

Here he bows down to the foreign leaders (links due to copyrights):


And here he looks down on the unwashed masses (that us in America):
TWW's voting guide: let your nose be your guide on who you vote for and not your forehead touching the floor


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Skunk watch day 3

No skunk in sight just a deer moon

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Skunk watch day 2


No skunk seen since it ran under the bridge on Thursday. 

Friday, October 19, 2012

War on womyn continues

“I can’t stand whining,” Clinton told Marie Claire. “I can’t stand the kind of paralysis that some people fall into because they’re not happy with the choices they’ve made. 

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1012/82586.html#ixzz29l4unBF2

Striped black cat part 2

File photo



A few days ago loyal viewers (all three of them) saw the photo of the newest addition to the family lounging in its kennel.  Mrs TWW decided she did not want to allow TWW to keep his new pet so TWW had to let it go.  The problem was TWW had to go to a sales pitch for when he gets old next March and could not afford to stink if he moved the kennel and got sprayed.  

TWW called the WI DNR and they gave him the name of a professional trapper who agreed to come over and take care of the problem.  After the guy showed up he and TWW talked about what to do about the black and white cat in the kennel.  The trapper did not want the pelt since the price was not high enough to make it worthwhile to skin and tan it.  TWW wondered if they should shoot the cat since they have rabies but the trapper said the population of these cats has dropped quite a bit so rabies was not a problem. 

TWW decided since the cat was a fellow sentient creature the trapper should just release it since getting the angles right to hit the heart and lungs was extremely difficult from the outside of the kennel so the trapper covered the kennel, carried it about 200 feet away and propped the door open and walked away.  When the trapper had walked back up the hill TWW went over to talk with him and saw the striped cat come running up the hill after the trapper.  The trapper got in back of a mulch pile and the cat then started chasing TWW who ran up the ramp to the house and finally into the house as the cat kept coming after him.  At the last moment the cat ran under the ramp.  That was where it was planning togo all along. The moral of the story is screw the sentient being stuff and just dispatch the little bastards.  Now TWW has a skunk living under this sidewalk for the winter unless he can figure out a way get it to move on without creating a stink. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

More webcam action










More action in Duluth than Garbin Moraine today.  (oh oh it looks like it is copyrighted)

Monday, October 15, 2012

At last a bit of progress


The inventory of premiums has been depleted due to lack of time to work on it but at least one day of progress. Dark wood is ebony. 

Friday, October 12, 2012

Bad marketing

 How could anyone is this time of cultural and gender sensitivity ever sell something like these as men's wear?

 








Thursday, October 11, 2012

A victory in the war against womyn (good guys won)

"AFP - A sumptuous new French restaurant in Sydney said Wednesday it would remove two urinals designed to resemble a woman's lipsticked mouth, apologising for any offence they have caused."

see with caution: http://www.france24.com/en/20121010-restaurant-removes-urinals-shaped-like-womans-mouth

Helping the 47% to vote


8TH OCT 2012 AT 14:33 | BY 

Dane Co. Sheriff Says He Won’t Stop Felon Voters

Sheriff Dave Mahoney, Photo Credit: Capitol Times
By: Brian Sikma
In a battleground state where voter fraud has been an issue in previous presidential elections, one leading county sheriff is saying his office won’t stop ineligible felon voters from casting a ballot. An internal memo from the Dane County Sheriff’s Office instructed deputies and other staff assigned to the county jail to facilitate the absentee ballot requests of inmates. Sent from Lt. Mark Twombly, the memo specifically instructed law enforcement officials to not check on the felony status of inmates and to help everyone vote regardless of their criminal record.





Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Pollvine scatology continues

Now it is making Romney look good.  Will things shift again and the Libertarian win since more people are in line with his goals than either of the major candidates (BS warning issued). 

See: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/10/did-obama-just-throw-the-entire-election-away.html

Monday, October 08, 2012

"University of Colorado prediction model points to big Romney win"

After all the model comes from a computer and was created by people who are smarter than you are just like the global warming models were so it has to be right. 


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/23/university-of-colorado-prediction-model-points-to-big-romney-win/#ixzz28iWUkKJ4

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Life enrichment through spending money

TWW got tired of all the relatives complaining about his couches being to short to lay down on so he got some chairs that are even harder to lay on to get even. 




New chairs seen with tags to make a social statement

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Build it and they will come and tear it down and they will go away?

Here is the latest solution to homelessness:

"

"Costa Mesa Mayor Proposes To Shut Down Soup Kitchens To Deal With Homeless Problem"





Monday, October 01, 2012

Will there be even a peep of criticism?

see:  http://ideas.time.com/2012/09/26/the-magical-negro-falls-to-earth/

The guy in the article above is calling Mr. Obama a 'magic negro'.

Remember when Rush Limbough used the term? Here is Limbough's parody song. It is a satire on the civil rights establishment not initially being on the Obama bandwagon. The singer is imitating Al Sharpton using a bullhorn.


More pollvine scatology


Isn't the election supposed to be over? At least what is what the pollologists are telling us -- or are they? Maybe it is the news media in affirmative action mode again?  (or perhaps it is the Republicans have a bad candidate too -- where is Horny Herman when we need him?)


source of map below: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/2012_electoral_college_scoreboard (and hopefully they do not sue TWW for copyright problems)




"Electoral College

Obama: 237 - Romney: 196 - Toss-up: 105

ALAKAZARCACOCTDEDCFLGAHIIDILINIAKSKYLAMEMDMAMIMNMSMOMTNENVNHNJNMNYNCNDOHOKORPARISCSDTNTXUTVTVAWAWVWIWYObama 48% Romney 46%
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