Recipes

Auntie Jean's Zuchini Surprise 

• enough hamburger to kill the taste of the zuchini
• zuchini (peeled and sliced)
• some onion
• salt
• pepper
• Herbs De Province (or however they spell it)
• garlic cloves squished up
• diced tomatoes (festival style with a bunch of Mexican stuff in it)
• diced peppers

To fix:

1. fry hamburger
2. dump other stuff in
3. season to Aunt Jean's taste
4. slowly boil until done
5. put grated cheese on top and melt
6. serve with brown rice

Rating:  ***** (five stars - Mrs. TWW says much tastier than when TWW tries to make this dish)

TWW's Hobo Dinners for the 1%

• cut up red potatoes
• carrots
• wine
• olive oil
• chopped steak (not hamburger since this is for the 1% trying to know what the middle class eats like and the 1% cannot eat hamburger)

To fix:

1. cut square of aluminum foil (not the cheap kind)
2. put carrots and potatoes on bottom on foil 
3. put expensive cut up steak on top
4. put olive on the mix
5. roll up sides of foil
6. cover with expensive red wine
7. put on the coals of a fire made from pricey firewood
8. cook until done
9. unwrap foil and consume

Rating:  ** (two stars - one star each for the potatoes and carrots.  Mrs. TWW says hamburger was better. Auntie Jean said she missed Denver)