The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

War against victims news

"
A PHILADELPHIA JUDGE said Wednesday he was convinced that a disabled, retired Marine was being attacked in the moments before he fatally stabbed a man last October, but he concluded that the stabbing was still a criminal act rather than self-defense."





See:   http://www.philly.com/philly/news/local/20120531_Despite__lsquo_Castle_Doctrine__rsquo__defendant_is_convicted_in_slaying.html

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Latest war on womyn news


"Anti-abortion groups turn 'war on women' charge against Democrats

By Elise Viebeck 05/30/12 04:50 PM ET
Groups opposed to abortion rights are turning charges of a GOP "war on women" against Democrats who are opposed to legislation meant to ban sex-selective abortions."
bovine scatology alert: are there sex-selection abortions actually being done? Well some antis think they really are being done. See:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/planned-parenthood-video_n_1552672.html




Sunday, May 27, 2012

30th adversity gathering

Thanks to all who attended the gathering and for the presents. 







A special thank you to the cooks and clean-up crews.







Mrs. TWW only got this skimpy rose plant for her anniversary from her husband
and a green rolling bench for weeding her flowers so TWW does not have to do it. 
note: sorry for no pictures of the anniversary cake but someone (not the dogs) ate it all up before TWW could get a picture of it. 

Friday, May 25, 2012

Oddities never cease

See the photo (probably copyrighted) from the store shown in the link below. Are you sure it was not George Zimmerman waiting on Trayvon Martin?  Reality is hard to come by at a distance. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/19/trayvon-martin-7-eleven-video_n_1529745.html?ref=george-zimmerman

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

You know summer is near

when the little freeloaders return looking for a handout.



The solution to gay marriage controversy

Now people can just go into Facebook and change their marital status to 'married'.  Since Facebook is reality there is no need for the right-wingers to keep voting against gay marriage every chance they get. The right-wingers lost.


See story on Zuckerman's status change: http://www.marketwatch.com/video/asset/mark-zuckerberg-changes-status-to-married/49BAB9D3-BF05-4ADB-9773-519CB77ABDA4?link=MW_article_tbo2x2


The wedding was all for PR purposes. Reality was when he changed his Facebook page. 


ps.  When TWW created his Facebook page he put his marital status as 'It's Complicated' and learned what reality was in this area. 

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Local news

This is across the street from the Prime Bar.


Respect Obama or you flunk my class



Education or liberal indoctrination? :)


How could TWW have missed this one

It's the war on capitalism by the  PLVs "(people with liberal values).  For the latest retreat and then counterattack see:http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/obama-campaign-does-damage-control-after-dems-question-anti-bain-strategy/

Here is a propaganda movie:

Friday, May 18, 2012

Ready. Aim. Fire!

The people in Illinois missed their chance to bag a dronebird recently.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

New Hunting Season on dronebirds


If it flies and is not on the Endangered Species list have at it.  Be the first in your neighborhood to bag a dronebird.  

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Finally some child porn in this blog

TWW has always wanted to see what child porn looked like but never had enough nerve (truthfully it was knowing how to find the stuff not nerve) to find some.  But yesterday that changed. Mrs. TWW got some child porn in the mail.  TWW was able to find one of the pictures on the Internet. Since this is not an adult site the photo cannot be put in this blog.  But if you are curious here is a link since everything is on the 'Net:  http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20120521,00.html

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Latest crackpot letter to the editor


Editor: 


Now that we are well on the way to recalling Walker caring people must be wondering how they can start paying their fair share of taxes. People know the rich will pay more in the future but they also know the rich still won't pay enough to take care of all the needs this state has.  We all need to do our fair share.  If you want you can just write a check to your favorite part of government but that may take some work in finding exactly who to send the check to.  There is a much simpler way. Talk to your employer and have them change your withholding to as much as you think is your fair share. Then you can tell your friends how you are doing your share.  The beauty of this approach is when you file your state taxes next year you will get a big refund and then you can tell all your friends how big your refund was.   So take action now and be sure to vote in June. Wisconsin can't wait to pay more taxes. 

Summer coming along with the war between womyn and conservative women


see: http://www.facebook.com/RushBabesforAmerica for the first battleground

Monday, May 07, 2012

Quote of the day

"After a lengthy investigation, an Air Force Accident Investigation Board could not find the cause of the malfunction but determined "by clear and convincing evidence" that in addition to other factors, Haney was to blame for the crash because he was too distracted by his inability to breathe to fly the plane properly.


source:  http://news.yahoo.com/fighter-pilots-claim-intimidation-over-f-22-raptor-123832451--abc-news-topstories.html

Friday, May 04, 2012

Guess who is moving under the patio?





Darwin was wrong

Here is a case where natural selection is not working.

Hawk to scare dumb robin away (does not work well)

Pretend you see robin here - camera missed it

Getting ready to attack window again

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Quote of the rainy day

"My friends that work in Special Operations Command (SOCOM) that have been on video teleconferences with Obama on these kill or capture situations say that Obama has no issue whatsoever with making decisions and typically it's kill. He’s hitting the kill button every time. I have a lot of respect for him for that.’"

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137636/SEALs-slam-Obama-using-ammunition-bid-credit-bin-Laden-killing-election-campaign.html#ixzz1tcQAPZDN



This is a quote from one killer talking about another.   Does the Nobel committee know about this?


Afterthought: do you think white Hispanic blackwatch captain and registered Democrat George Zimmerman voted for Obama?  Just something to think about as you guard against bovine scatology in the media. 

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