Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Pitiful pine platters

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Pitiful pine platters

The moral of the story is not to go to the lumber yard to buy wood for use on a lathe. The platters are not that terrible but hard to find people to give them to. Their best use would be an 8th grade shop project to bring home to mother. And as always never believe what you see on the Internet.