Welcome to TWW Enterprises: New toaster oven initation

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, March 09, 2012

New toaster oven initation

The friendly UPS guy brought a toaster oven to the door on Friday night and the grocery store in Spooner had a free frozen pizza (you get what you pay for) with a coupon so the free pizza was the first thing to get baked in the new oven. TWW figured all of the funny smells you get when you first use a new oven would not impact the taste of a frozen pizza and this was correct.