"Where the Fakawee?"

Source of picture: http://eastandwestrunning.blogspot.com/2011/08/power-ride-in-honour-of-fakawi-tribe.html (hopefully they will not sue)

On January first at the family cabin an anonymous party-goer (we will call her APG) claimed to have an ancestor who bought his wife from the Fakawee tribe of native Americans.  Upon hearing this one of the relatives blurted out  "Where the Fakawee?"  and it was the quote of the night.  TWW thought this topic was worth some research so did some searches and concluded either APG was pulling off a scam on the family in reveange for the bad treatment she was receiving or else she was a victim of the Wienerschnitzel syndrome as was TWW.  


TWW discovered he had the Wienerschnitzel syndrome the first time he ordered Wienerschnitzel in Europe and a breaded piece of white meat. He was expecting cut up wieners like his dad made for his kids when the mother did not want to cook.  TWW talked to his father about theWienerschnitzel and learned that his grandmother from Berlin took wieners and cut up (schnitzen) the wieners and called them Wienerschnitzel.  It either was a trick on her kids or just a way of handling the fact the family was poor.


Now has APG been a fellow victim of the Wienerschnitzel syndrome or was she pulling a fast one on the family?  In the family you are guilty until proven innocent and people are already plotting revenge for next New Years and wishing APG a paranoid 2012 as she looks for for January 1st, 2013. 


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Internet Evidence


Quote 1:
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian. 
Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fuck out of here. 
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe. 
Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah? 
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?" 
source:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141842/quotes

Quote 2:

"Fakawi Tribe,for real?
Good morning everyone! Not that there's alot who already knows about my site.Anyways, as I woke up checking my email and sipping my coffee while my son is snoring, (21months old chunky boy,snoring!) I tried to check and browse on my URL, and to my surprise, there is really a FAKAWI TRIBE (Mine is spelled fukawi though and this are not a historic tribe or whatsoever,we both derive it from an englishman joke!). It was derived from my former British boss' joke. Fukawi tribe (fuck-are-we),tribe of small people who always get lost in the forest as they go hunt for their food. (They always chant the words, "we're the fukawi?" "we're the fukawi?" as they find their way out of the forest). It's funny if you've heard it the first time and if the one who's saying it is really good. Oh well,going back, the only reason I chose that URL name,it's because in my opinion,we always get lost in this world (so we sometimes say,"where the fuck are we?" "where are we going?" "what's gonna happen?"),sometimes clueless but since we are Filipinos we always find our way out amidst all the challenges in life. (Kasi mapamaraan or madiskarte tayo!) So to sum this up, I am not trying to dawg anyone or play games,my respect are with you,Fakawi Tribe of Malaysia, for whatever endeavors you all have.In case you go about my site,don't go flippin' about the name I used(actually there's alot of us,there's just i think me who used it in a scholarly way,hahaha!),I already explain why it was like that.(Am i feeling guilty?Why should I?There's no reason,lol! I think it's just the coffee aftermath...)Ciao!"
source: http://fukawitribe.blogspot.com/2009/01/fakawi-tribefor-real.html

Quote 3:
"Description:A band of Pigmy-like Lagnianppe renegade Native Americans searching for the bridge thru the five foot tall Sawgrass along the Wolfe River."
source:  http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6228745843&v=wall