The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Now our government is killing fellow Americans





"Anwar al-Awlaki, a U.S.-born radical Islamic preacher who rose to the highest level of al Qaeda's franchise in Yemen, has been killed."

source:http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/30/501364/main20113732.shtml



You might be next as long as we continue to let the extremists running our government abuse their power. To help turn the tide please donate to the Garbin Moraine Foundation.  We are fighting for your safety. See the Donate button above. Your donation help turn the tide.  


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Thursday, September 29, 2011



Latest audience survey results. Who were the 38 people who looked at the blog on September 25th??

All ready for Oktoberfeast




As always visitors to Garbin Moraine are invited to give more to the community than they take in return. MurMur has already donatee genuine German Oktoberfeast bier. We were going to send him a premium but our premiums do not hold a candle to the premiums he makes so we are still trying to figure out how to acknowledge his generous contribution to the feast. 

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The hole in the sky (again)





For some reason the sun shines on cloudy days through the hole in the eastern sky. It happened again today. 


Deer berries ripe for the taking

Any truth in this stuff??


These quotes are from this article (I hope fair use will not get me in trouble):

The Common Thread: Rage
In my experience, the common thread in anti–gun people is rage. Either anti–gun people harbor more rage than others, or they’re less able to cope with it appropriately. Because they can’t handle their own feelings of rage, they are forced to use defense mechanisms in an unhealthy manner. Because they wrongly perceive others as seeking to harm them, they advocate the disarmament of ordinary people who have no desire to harm anyone. So why do anti–gun people have so much rage and why are they unable to deal with it in appropriate ways? Consider for a moment that the largest and most hysterical anti–gun groups include disproportionately large numbers of women, African–Americans and Jews. And virtually all of the organizations that claim to speak for these "oppressed people" are stridently anti–gun. Not coincidentally, among Jews, Blacks and women there are many "professional victims" who have little sense of identity outside of their victimhood..............

The psychological price of being a victim
In our current society, victimhood has many perceived benefits, but there are some serious drawbacks. Victims tend to see the world as a scary and threatening place. They believe that others treat them differently, unfairly, and even maliciously — and that they are helpless to do anything about it. This belief, that they are being mistreated and are helpless to resist, generates tremendous rage, and often, serious depression.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Another example of how TV lowers your IQ



Read the comments on the Youtube to learn how derprived reality  TV is.  


(to see the depraved comments move the cursor to the bottom of the video and click on 'watch on youtube' or similar words)

Friday, September 23, 2011



This woman shown above did not donate so she can find her picture here. But MurMur of Singapore did donate so the unflattering picture TWW took of MurMur's mother and Mrs.  TWW will not appear on this blog. The people on the committee planning the cabin Oktoberfest gathering  are thankful since the donation will go towards some genuine Munich bier.  The Oktoberfest crowd thanks MurMur. 

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

More Silk Milk to use as kindling




TWW is tired and will explain some time later:)  Good night. 

Monday, September 19, 2011

The wonders of welfare -- new song

You can comment again

The people who run this blog stuff said they now are filtering spam so TWW has removed the requirement you need to be a registered Google type to leave a comment.   We will see what happens. 

Singing birthday card for Mr. Ed




We did not have a picture of our Mr. Ed so had to borrow one with a song.  Happy XXth birthday Mr. Ed! 


Here is the gang singing happy birthday last Friday: 



Q & D helping out TWW


Q & D  Construction and Trailer Wrecking Company was up to help TWW stop freezing his behind off in the winter while in the garage.   Algore would be happy. (Thanks for the help)

Guests and premiums

Smart guest are now bringing their own food since the GM people buy as little as they can

A premium for the guests since they brought such a nice supper

We think RARA left a premium in return but cannot be sure

excuses, excuses

TWW's computer was so messed-up he restored the operating system to what it was when it came from Dell. This means he lost everything on the PC. Since most anything of value on his PC is on this blog there was not much to lose. But in the mean time restoring the other useless stuff will take time and this blog will be in limbo for a day or so.   TWW has some revealing pics to put on the blog and will do so when possible.  If you wish to keep any embarassing pics of yourself off this blog please feel free to use the Donate button above.  

Monday, September 12, 2011

Bowls unwrapped for MAMA

Since we had to clean the basement for guests (RARA and SASA) TWW finally got MAMA's bribe bowls out of the bags they were drying in. One was too badly cracked to use and two other had small cracks that may add to their value as works of art.  If you want to help MAMA have a nice Chistmas with bowls to give to her family please help by using the Donate button above.  A little bit of bribery goes a long way to keep TWW on track.  




Sunday, September 11, 2011

View this link at your own risk

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/google/google-street-view-naked-woman-094672

The Google people driving around neighborhoods taking photos have scored a touchdown.

Please note:  Outhouse Cam is still working in case you use the little building on Garbin Moraine.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Is Obama as stupid as Bush?

probably not but perhaps neither is Bush all that stupid.

 "At one point Mr. Obama made a major gaffe; he identified Abraham Lincoln as the founder of the Republican Party.
Lincoln did not join the Republicans until 1856, over two years after the party was founded."
source: 
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/09/pbs_alters_transcript_to_hide_obama_gaffe.html

Jeanne Dixon effect


When the doomsayers of the cult of anthropogenic global warming some times get the future right think of Jeane Dixon. 
"By emphasizing a few coincidentally correct predictions and ignoring those that were wrong, she acquired both fame and notoriety. The ability to persuade the public in this matter is known as the Jeane Dixon effect.......
The Jeane Dixon effect
John Allen Paulos, a mathematician at Temple University, coined the term "the Jeane Dixon effect," which refers to a tendency to promote a few correct predictions while ignoring a larger number of incorrect predictions.[4] Many of Dixon's predictions proved false, such as her claims that a dispute over the offshore Chinese islands of Quemoy and Matsu would trigger the start of World War III in 1958, that Walter Reuther, an American labor union leader, would run for President of the United States in the 1964 presidential election and that the Russians would be the first to put men on the moon."
source : 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeane_Dixon


Friday, September 09, 2011

new life enrichment


We used to watch the fire wood dry for life enrichment but now we are taking bets on how soon the piles will fall over due to the rotation of the earth. They are already leaning.  If you want to place a bet use the donate button above. 




Solar heat collector



This was the first attempt to install the solar collector.  Since it was so hot out TWW mounted it in the shade.

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Thursday, September 08, 2011

Still searching for life enrichment to report on



Please note: This could be your picture here at some point in time.  To prevent this from happening please use the Donate button above.  

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Loyal viewers of this blog have been getting the short shrift

TWW has been doing a web site for a friends  of the wastelands group lately but now is finally nearly done. See www.fnbwa.org to see his latest disaster.

Monday, September 05, 2011

Prime rib dinner for the year

The identities of any innocent people and the chef have been altered in these photos. 






Friday, September 02, 2011

Another freeloading success story

Give them all your old apples and they give you dumplings



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Watching the shaving cream dry

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