With concealed carry coming to Wisconsin it will be good to know who is packing so here are some samples of what the concealers will be wearing:
For the macho concealers:
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
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