What Mrs. TWW got
What TWW got
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
1 comment:
listen here tww. you need a reference object, something familar, next to that what appears to be a box of valentine candy. cant tell if its a five pound box or one of those cheap things which holds about 5 pieces of something. happy vd hfec
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