Welcome to TWW Enterprises: The naughty corner

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The naughty corner

TWW showed one of Mrs. TWW's assistants the heated bench on the masonry stove and she said it reminded her of a time-out area for kids. Another one of the assistants heard the term and labelled it the naughty corner and started to dream up ways to be naughty to get rewarded by sitting in the corner.