The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Garbin Moraine goes prostate-free




In early July members of the American Cleaning Institute (formerly the Soap and Detergent Association, which changed names earlier) decided to nearly eliminate phosphates in their detergents for household dishwashers.  This was to help save the planet and aqueous environments.  After  due deliberation the Board of Directors of the Garbin Moraine Foundation decided in addition to banning phosphates on GM to also ban prostrates given the amount of damage to the environment prostrates do.  Just name a social or environmental problem and there is a good chance there are prostrates to blame. The change making Garbin Moraine a prostate-free zone will take effect on January 1st, 2011. 


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