Welcome to TWW Enterprises: FYI - blog to be put on hold in early December

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

FYI - blog to be put on hold in early December

This blog will not be updated from about December 2nd to December 7th. After meeting with his spiritual advisor yesterday TWW was scheduled for a rite of passage vision quest (see link for details) Unlike the link (source of the picture) this vision quest will propel TWW from middle age into old man status. TWW's spiritual advisor grudgingly said since TWW has such poor spiritual discipline he will be allowed to sleep through the rite of passage and awake as an old man. Upon his return from the wilderness TWW will be surrounded by a team of spiritual associates from the area who will help keep him on the path to oldmanhood for about two weeks. After that he will be on his own again. We hope you enoy the old man insights you will read in this blog later in December. If you would like to sponsor an hour of TWW's vision quest please use the Donate button above.