The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Garbin Moraine Guests of the Month



The board of directors of the Garbin Moraine Foundation have given the coveted Guest of the Month award to MLA-MLA and DA-DA of Seattle for going above and beyond the call of duty.  First, as described below they ended the drought in NW Wisconsin.  Second,  they left enough adult beverages to last (if TWW  hides them from the relatives)  until the Fourth of July. Third, they gave the TWWs much appreciated visiting nurse services. The TWWs say a big "THANK YOU" and congratulations on your award.
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