Snow on the new deck/ramp
Snow on the valley
Snow on the driveway (look close)
Snow on the stairs
Snow on the deck furniture
Mrs. TWW enjoying her morning fire (look close)
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
1 comment:
listen tww...hfec here. im lookin at that picture of of that fancy soap stone stove you got here. who the heck ever though of makin a stove outta soap stone. that seems dumb. i dont see the mrs tww there either. i see two fairies dancing by the nite lite. what he heck is with that? i see some mighty big shoes drying next to the stove. you dont wear those lousy tennis shoes or whatever you call 'em, in the winter. you wear overshoes for crying out loud. six buckle ones if you can find them. one more thing...we are products of our decisions, i read that on the package of instant oat meal one day, you decided to live north of the 45th parallel...is that how you spell that word? and what the heck do you expect? yes its going to snow. i, on the other hand...opted to live near the 45 paralle...is that how ou spell that wordd? i live at 45.08 n latitude. we have green grass and no snow. stay well, stay warm, hope your shoes dry without getting too stiff. for for crying out loud wear you stockin hat when you go outside. yours in peace hfec
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