The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

More advice needed -- plumbers's walls?

TWW asked Q & D Construction for some advice on how to fix a crack in the wall resulting from not keeping the house moist enough. One of their consultants, GAGA, said to take a stick and push the wood together. But that created a new problem. How do you hide the stick used to hide the crack? Please leave a comment if you know a solution but please do not leave any ads for illicit products.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

listen here, tww. all plumbers know is 'it' runs downhill, the boss is 'pr---', and payday is friday. certainly all the verticals dont end in the same place...that being under that pipe. whatever you do, dont make too tite. those lazy, hazy humid days of summer will cause the wood to grow. you get 'er too tite she'll buckle sure as someone make small apples. yours in peace hfec

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