A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
The latheless but still warped woodturner
Another conservative nutcase?
When our leader talked about bring a gun to the fight he must not have realized how he was going to impact people.
From Politico.com: "Federal authorities have arrested a Philadelphia man and charged him with threatening to kill House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and his family. Norman Leboon will be charged with two federal counts: threatening to kill a member of Congress and interfering with his federal duties, and posting video online containing such threats.......Leboon does not appear to be particularly politically active, but he does appear to have donated to President Barack Obama."
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/35152.html#ixzz0jgPXDrXT
Monday, March 29, 2010
time for Cheesehead Concealed Carry
Concealed-carry pitched as part of gun law reform
By John Diedrich of the Journal Sentinel
Two powerful Milwaukee leaders on Wednesday floated the idea of allowing concealed-carry gun permits in Wisconsin as part of a larger package of gun law reforms - marking a departure with Mayor Tom Barrett on the hot issue.
Police Chief Edward Flynn and District Attorney John Chisholm said allowing concealed-carry weapon permits must be coupled with other changes such as requiring background checks on all gun purchases in Wisconsin. Currently, only federally licensed gun stores have to do such checks in the state."
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Decimation coming to Garbin Moraine
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Earth Hour shows the difference between people with conservative and liberal values
Today is the rotating blackout called Earth Hour. The people in the movement are supposed to turn out their nonessential lights for an hour. Unfortunately, for the planet the conservatives won't be turning out their nonessential lights. You see the cheapskate conservatives turn their lights off when they are not needed so the nonessential lights are already off in their houses. Today the people with liberal values are the only ones who get to feel holier than thou for an hour. This all makes TWW wonder if the bumper stickers seen in the American South in 1970s were more anti-liberal hate speech. The bumper stickers said "let the bastards freeze in the dark".
"If the world’s largest, richest environmental campaigning group, the WWF – formerly the World Wildlife Fund – announced that it was playing a leading role in a scheme to preserve an area of the Amazon rainforest twice the size of Switzerland, many people might applaud, thinking this was just the kind of cause the WWF was set up to promote.....If it then emerged, however, that a hidden agenda of the scheme to preserve this chunk of the forest was to allow the WWF and its partners to share the selling of carbon credits worth $60 billion, to enable firms in the industrial world to carry on emitting CO2 just as before, more than a few eyebrows might be raised. "
Friday, March 26, 2010
More leadership in overcoming the partisan divide
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Obama said in Philadelphia last night. “Because from what I understand, folks in Philly like a good brawl. I’ve seen Eagles fans.” (source Politico) |
Our LEADER's carbon reduction programs are working
Thursday, March 25, 2010
More truth about the global warming controversy
Proof liberals are more tolerant
Notice how one of our LEADER's advisor's (standing right of our LEADER) is pasting his Mark of the Beast sticker to his forehead.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
More good news about the government running something
TWW did not get a census form yet so to be a good citizen by filling it out he looked on the Internet - the source of all truth -- to get a copy. He found a web site about how to get answers to census questions.
======from US Census web site=============
Questions You May Have
Have a question about the census form?
Get e-mail updates when this information changes.
Getting the 2010 form
What if I don't receive the form?
If you did not receive a form, call the Telephone Questionnaire Assistance center at 1-866-872-6868. (If you prefer a Spanish-speaking operator, then dial 1-866-928-2010.) The lines will be open from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. (your local time) seven days a week from February 25, 2010 through July 30, 2010. For the hearing-impaired, TDD 1-866-783-2010 (during the times noted above).
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TWW called the number above and got to talk to a machine that sort of understand English (was the machine from another country or was it hired to meet an affirmative action goal??). Anyway, when TWW tried to tell the machine he needed a form, the machine said he had to give the machine a Census ID number found on the forms that had already been sent. Since TWW does not have any forms at all where he can find the Census ID number needed to order the form where he can find the Census ID Number on......he decided he just won't be counted this year. That is the beauty of living in the middle of no where. They cannot find you.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Quote for the Day -- Did he keep his promise??
snippet taken from Washington Post website:
Obama Says He Can Unite U.S. 'More Effectively' Than Clinton
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
MANCHESTER, N.H., Aug. 14 -- Drawing a sharp contrast with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, his main rival for the Democratic presidential nomination, Sen. Barack Obama said in an interview that he has the capacity she may lack to unify the country and move it out of what he called "ideological gridlock."
Thought for the day
Monday, March 22, 2010
TWW Rants Again
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Life enrichment by growing legal drugs at home
Thursday, March 18, 2010
No carbon sequestration activity until end of March
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Is this for real??
'sorry -- no picture for this post
Sunday, March 14, 2010
TWW attends beer seminar and makes discovery
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Will this stuff ever end?
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
More life enrichment by going to town
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