Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Reuse, Recycle or Rot It

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Reuse, Recycle or Rot It

In the spirit of saving the planet by means of carbon sequestration through rotation and reusing and recycling, TWW was able to salvage a purposeless (meaning it is art) bowl from the factory reject shelf. TWW wants to thank the consultant from Q & D Construction for the tip on getting rotating sandpaper which salvaged the bowl that was previously wetsanded but either not wet or sanded enough.