The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

New bowl accessory

Hundreds of people who have purchased bottomless bowls have found the joke only lasts so long (with a bottomless bowl you fill it with candy and have some unsuspecting sucker pick it up and watch the bottom fall out so to speak). TWW Enterprises listens to its customers and the result is a new accessory. These bowl bottoms convert any bottomless bowl to a bowl that will hold stuff. While the bottoms will not allow the bottomless bowls to hold water or beer they help find new uses to an otherwise useless product. Next TWW is going to explore a product to use with Pet Rocks (a trademark).


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

looks to me, tww, more like an oops. cut 'er a little thin on the bottom. i think you should take dem to the cities and sell them in a caribou coffee shop. i hear people der are paying like 3 or 4 dollars for a dog gone cup of caffe. someone like that would be interested in yourbowl, maybe..i think. just a thought hfec

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