Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Research study

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Research study

TWW has decided to start a research project searching for correlates between tree structure and personality traits of the land owners. You must have heard how pets start acting like their owners and the same for wives since they are in the same subservient role as pets. TWW wondered if the same would be true for trees. This blog post contains his first attempt to collect data using a random sampling technique on his own land. The data follow. The next step is to look for personality traits connected to tree structure.