Welcome to TWW Enterprises: In honor of our Leader

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, November 23, 2009

In honor of our Leader

Originally, this bowl was meant to pay back someone who did TWW a favor at a wedding last summer by bringing his lost sport coat to where TWW was staying. But then TWW was inspired by one of our Leader's speeches while he was traveling overseas so TWW decided to do another Bowlbama in honor of our Leader's brilliant similies. Our Leader says the taxpayers are like a bottomless bowl of money for him to spend for the good of people who deserve it the most. This bottomless bowl is made of popple to show carbon sequestration at its finest.