Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Life enrichment attempt by TWW causes Mrs TWW grief

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Life enrichment attempt by TWW causes Mrs TWW grief

TWW got tired of getting a sore back when he lifted the firewood cart up the stairs to GM Manor so he decided to put in a ramp to make his life easier. After he got half done he realized the ramp covered too much of the stairs to the house so everyone would have to use the ramp. Mrs. TWW demanded he move the ramp but they compromised on him redoing the bridge to the house to allow both foot traffic and firewood carriers to coexist next May. So for now if you come to visit watch your step. There will eventually be railings.