Welcome to TWW Enterprises: The BANANA Split(ter)

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The BANANA Split(ter)

Mr. BANANA insisted TWW use his REAL log splitter this fall instead of the toy one TWW usually uses. Nine rows have been split so far and as of tonight only 4 1/2 rows remain (13 rows is about four cords or more). Al Gore would be proud of TWW for using carbon already in the carbon cycle for the 2010-2011 burning season. . This task (splitting) will take about 25 hours when done plus another 20 one plus hour time slots were used used to cut up the logs in the first place. Life enrichment -- well maybe enrichment for the massage therapist is more accurate.