The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rhymes with Bucket List

Everyone has a bucket list or at least seen the movie. Well, to be different TWW decided to start a F-word It list. Now what can he put on his F-Word It List?
  1. telemarketers
  2. wood ticks
  3. people who don't like his blog
  4. snakes in the septic tank
  5. tailgaters
  6. people who raise his taxes
  7. bowls that crack
  8. censors who won't let him spell out F-Word on this blog
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