Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Cheaper than college

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Cheaper than college

In the past you could spend thousands on getting a four year liberal arts degree and end up as a food server after graduation or you could work as a food server right after high school and be money ahead. The difference was self-image. A four year college degree is a license to look down on people without one. But thanks to modern technology and low cost Chineese labor you can skip college and still look down on people for less than $100. The answer is to buy a tree stand. From your lofty vantage you also can hold your nose in the air and look down on the unwashed masses of people who walk by the tree stand burdened by college loan repayment.