Driving south they passed through Cumberland which reminded Mr. BANANA he needed to stop there on the way home for 'a few things'.
At Baldwin they turned West even though the sign said East and headed towards the airport.
They got near the airport just in the nick of time (or so they thought) since there goes MLA's aircraft on final approach but TWW was navigating and had gotten them in the wrong lane so they had to go around.
After turning around TWW relied on his air force experience with target intelligence to get Mr. BANANA to the target. There was a slight problem when TWW realized he had given Mr. BANANA a vector to get to the Humphery (charter) terminal instead of the terminal where the regular flights land so he told Mr. BANANA to abort and started given him different headings.
Mr. BANANA saw a Holiday Inn van and decided to follow the van since he figured the van driver knew more about where he was going than TWW.
Mr. BANANA sent TWW in to find the target since he did not trust TWW to sit in the truck by himself (he figured he would get lost again). TWW found the bathroom and then found MLA who appeared glad to see him but not for long.
After Mr. BANANA made her sit in the back seat she started to pout.
MR. BANANA was used to dealing with his pouting sisters so he decided to cheer MLA up by asking her if she wanted to go to Fleet Farm to look for shoes. All of a sudden she was happy again. 
North of Baldwin Mr. BANANA decided he need to stop 'for a few things'.
TWW meanwhile watched the rain fall wondering how he ever got suckered into this trip.
Almost to the pizza place but Mr. BANANA decided he need to stop 'for a few things'.
Finally at the pizza place. TWW did not realize MLA and Mr. BANANA had colluded to make TWW pay for the pizzas. They sent him in alone with the excuse they were short of money after buying 'a few things' so many times and there were no ATMS close.
The end.
1 comment:
howdy, tww...that airport os a dog gone issue for sure, i can ya da one. new signs are now going to cost 2.2 million to install. that ought to stimulate something. and yes, you'll be glad to hear they are going from the names of the two sides of the same airport to numbers. that should solve all the problems. you will no long have to look for humpty dumpty or lilly lindberg...now it will be numbers only. airport number one and airport number 2. thats and darn good example of problem solving, i tell that one. so with dat thought...live simply, love generously, care deeply and speak kindly...you can forgive quickly too, if you want...dat one is optional...like the heater was on your 48 pontiac. hfec aka half fast eddie crystal
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