The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
The fawn has been hanging around the porch looking for free handouts. The beer is fertilizing the grass above the septic. Note to relatives: TWW is sorry for not brewing the retirement beer soon enough. An order with more ingredients is on the way for the next try on his nickel to make up for his mistake. TWW thinks he overkilled with bleach used to clean out the water containers used to bring water up from the cabin (GM water is soft since it is softened and will be used for the retirement pilsner kit once TWW can do ale right. Ale requires hard water but no iron in it).
1 comment:
listen here tww....all i have to say is the word bleach is spelled bleach and to the rest all i have to say is, "huh?" you all have a good day now...peace hfec
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