Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Ice-off contest reopened

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Ice-off contest reopened

Due to some cooling of the planet in addition to a sit-down strike of contest participants we have decided to reopen the Ice-Off contest again. Besides that we learned there is again ice on the lake. We think it came back during the night of April 1st.

We also are down to two finalists for the new contest judge. To keep the Garbin Moraine Office of Diversity and Fairness happy, we think the applicant on the left will be the new judge. Stay tuned. The ice will be gone soon as the planet warms and we think it will be hotter this summer than all year. The first job of the new judge will be to disqualify Mrs. TWW for unsportsman-like conduct.