Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Doesn't TWW have anything better to do?

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Doesn't TWW have anything better to do?

President BO says people should not put their money in their mattresses, so TWW decided to take the bowls out from the mattress in the guest bedroom as well. It should lead to fewer guests complaining about not getting a good night's sleep. Perhaps this explains why nobody is coming to stay any more.