The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Ice Off Contest judge resigns

Due to mounting accusations against the objectivity of the contest judge, Mrs TWW has tendered her resignation and the Garbin Moraine Foundation director accepted it. There were also unfounded rumors she has a nanny problem. When the ground thaws we will try to find one of Elmer's descendents and see if one of them will be the judge. Other than that not much happening on GM.(we should add Mrs TWW really quit so she could enter the contest because she wants the bowl)
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