The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, March 02, 2009

66% drop in viewership ?

Our IT Department has told us we have experienced a sharp drop in viewership since Saturday. We are investigating the problem and will report back to you. We especially want to make sure our advertisers know we intend to stay in business and will work to rebuild our viewership. We currently have a theory many viewers have gone to Washington to protest global warming in the middle of the blizzard they are having on the East Coast.
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