The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, February 02, 2009

1st product for the BHISSH market segment


As part of TWW's continuing quest to hit a home run and cash in on the Bush-haters in search of something to hate (BHISSH) market segment, TWW has created his first test product. The question is what to call it. It has an outsized mouth so calling it a Rush Limbbowl is a possibility. It could also be a wooden spittoon where people could put a picture of their favorite past president on the inside bottom.
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