The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Latest life enrichment project
When your life is in the toilet because the old oak toilet seat cracked and the guests are complaining about getting their bottoms pinched, buy a new seat.
The old oak toilet seat cover will be used to make a trivet for an unsuspecting relative.
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