Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Freeloading opportunity

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Freeloading opportunity - the begging bowl

TWW urges clients to never pass up an opportunity to collect money from willing guests. Their nuisance change is another often overlooked opportunity. When guests come to visit (in other words freeload off of you) they often take trips to the local town and come home with loose change. Putting a Begging Bowl near their beds will give them relief from the nuisance change problem travelers have. Begging bowls are modeled after Nature's best freeloaders who are the baby birds. As soon as a little bird sees anything bigger than itself it goes into freeloading mode looking for a handout. When your guests are packing for the trip home with luck they will overlook the money they put into the conveniently-placed beggars bowls and contribute to your cause.