Welcome to TWW Enterprises: New use for old SUVs

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

New use for old SUVs

Now that gas prices have made SUVs obsolete you are probably wondering what to do with yours. The answer is simple. You just park it in your back yard and install an off-rode commode in the trailer hitch. This lets you pretend you are out in the woods communing with nature. This baby takes the place of your hitch which you don't need anyway since your new 4 cylinder rice burner can hardly pull its own weight let alone a trailer.