The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Another new product announced


TWW Enterprises is pleased to announce another addition to its ever-growing product line. Current products include the Boring Bowl series (finished with mineral oil to be safe for food), the Bottomless Bowl series and most recently the Yuk! Bowls.

The latest bowl style is called the Virgin Bowl. All Virgin Bowls are made of the finest cherry. Ony 72 of these will be made. Order yours today. These will go fast. Seen above are the first two virgin (not yet numbered) bowls in the series.


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